h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is that I suppose.

I would offer you a chocolate biscuit but I don't want to draw attention to myself!

Don't panic. I'm perfectly safe.













You are the ones who have to worry.

*^_^* ?

I do worry
And yes, what does *^_^* mean? Is it someone impersonating a frog?

Its ear warmers.

Mike.
I adore him.

So Mike's *^_^*?

Jo,

*scratches head*

This forum made so much sense last night, but now I'm completely lost.

You say that like it's a bad thing - or something unexpected.

*starts filling sandbags to surround sofa*

*whispers*

Jimi, I think she can hear you!

Quiet you two! You might get her enraged!

*crawls down into bunker underneath a paisley sofa*

*waves red flag*

*starts singing 'Short People' by Randy Newman*

~Short people got no reason...

*panics*

*plays I Want You To Want Me by Letters to Cleo on the CD and runs around playing air guitar happily*

*looks confused*

That was unexpected behavior.

I suspect a trap.

*cowers in fear*

Is there any room under that sofa Jimi, I could be in trouble out here.

*checks to see that shotgun is loaded*

Sure Menz, but quickly while her back is turned and she can't pounce!