h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey, i came to your page cos it looked interesting and it was!(cheesy grin)
beer? mines a vodka an coke but only smirnoff, the cheapo shit makes me puke.......and how the hell do u get a counter?
mind like a sewer? i get people saying stuff like that to me too!
or more like all my conversations center around sex....etc......
im a girl, im in england, an im a college student in drinking practice for uni, and thats all college is!

Glad you liked it!
And I'm also pleased to hear that my counter is working again, as it went a bit tits-up earlier. You should be able to get one at
http://fastcounter.linkexchange.com/fc-join
You're right about the cheap vodka/puking thing. I'm not big on spirits, but it has to be decent stuff, or exgestion is on the way. I stick to beer (mmmmm), as I can chuck loads down with no side efeects (well, apart from the obvious)

And lastly, cheese on toast.......good choice.

yea......i love cheese on toast.....im tryin to start a new convo on them at my page but only had 2 enteries an 1 was mine.....
cheese on toast is great because when your drunk u can still manage to make cheese on toast when you get in.....yummy!
im going through another cheese faze......i go through one every 5 years and it slasts about a year......mmmmmmm 2000.....the year of cheese.......

If you've got one of those sandwich toasters, you know, the ones which squash the bread around the sides and seal it, try cheese and baked beans.

Or if you're not so pissed you end up burning the house down, melting cheese in a saucepan and pouring a bit of beer in it, waiting for it to evaporate a bit and then putting it on the bread.

mmmmmmm sounds interesting.....
cheese toasty machines are brilliant......
theres a cheese convo on my home page thingy.....
ok two enteries.......but still!

I can see your point about cheap voddy, one of my mates had a digestive malfunction after having too much Aldi voddy (technicoloryawn, you know who). I personally prefer beer, guys can't drink voddy and coke without having their sexuality questioned, whereas it's fine for girls to.

i only like smirnoff though......anything else is youir dads saggy pants......
how come you 2 know each other? everyone on h2g2 knows each other except me.....sniff......sob.....

Aahhhh...its all right, cheer up.
*gives PSF a big hug*

better? good...

We go to the same university, and we're also drinking companions, along with Ebany.

You'll have to introduce your mates to it.
We spend a lot of time getting very intoxicated together, so we know each other quite well. If you're anywhere near Manchester you're welcome to come and join us.

kool......
i get pissed everyweekend.....im at college which is a practice ground for uni stoners/pissheads....
what kind of music do u both like?
if i ever go to manchester ill let you know......an if your ever in hampshire let me know.........

bud light is good to drink.....if you manage to nick it off a random person walking past....

We get pissed up about every other night, on average. Last Sunday, Monday, tonight, Friday, it's a good life at uni.
As far as music goes I can listen to anything really, depending on how much I've had (normally quite a lot).
Where is Hampshire? I was always shite at geography.

hampshires in the south east. below london on the map.....
im shite at geography also....i got a d at gcse.......which is shite.
which uni are u at? studying what?

We're both at UMIST in Manchester. I'm doing Physics (and, contrary to popular belief, some of us ~are~ fun at parties) and I think MrPissHead's doing Chemistry or some other Godforsaken thing.

Oh, and congratulations on the D, fellow got-a-D-in-GCSE-geography-er.

one of my friends is planning to something chemistry-ish...poor bloke.
im gonna do something poncy an arty farty!
did u get anyother great grades like mine? d in science, c in french, d in resistant materials c in everything else but english, 2 bs there.
my grades werent that bad but all my mates were a graders. damnit, wtf that all about?

Oh, God knows...I'd have to look it up (It was nearly 6 years ago) I do know I got As in science, but the rest were terrible.
My little brother's gonna do an arty-farty art degree. He's nearly finished an art GNVQ (I think). Waay too arty-farty. If it doesn't teach you how to give something 3 extra legs or blow it up, then it's not worth knowing.
BTW, resistant materials? Don't remember getting the chance to do that.

resistant materials? thats stuff like making chairs....
or in my case breaking saws and making stuff that was too big to fit on the tower drill...
in short i was shit at it.......
what college is your bro at? if its farnborough 6th form i might know him!
aaa easter hols are so dull.......aside form drinking i have done some payed labour and made little fairy cakes for my family....they are pink and have smily faces on them...ive been watching empire records and felt if would be amusing to subject people to my cooking skills(or lack of)

and why do you spell colour color? your at uni in manchester right?

The name started from when I used to play Quake online. Only 15 characters would fit into the 'Write your name here' bit, so color it was. Also TechnicolourYawn looks slightly odd, for a reason I've never been able to fully work out. It's unlikely you, or anyone else you've ever met knows my brother, s he goes to college in Grimsby.

Only 2 days before I go back. Yaay.

Hello!
I'm back, I can hear you all saying 'oh s**t, not him again'.