h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to H2G2

I noticed your post at the ACE's home page, and thought I'd pop by and say hi. So, "Hi Omega!"

My name's Bistroist and I'm one of the Guide's Assistant Community Editors (ACE's). We're a bunch of volunteers who roam this place trying to be as nice and helpful as possible, and meet and greet as many newcomers as we can.
As you already know, you can go to the ACE's home page if you need help with anything:
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

I'm not sure whether you know this already, but there's a welcoming message to all newcomers over here
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752
If you go to the thread on that page that says something like "Newcomers Welcome" -and then the newest date, there should be plenty of ACE's and other experienced researchers just waiting to answer just about anything.

Other questions you'd might like to ask? Try the "ask H2G2" and "How do I..."-forums
http://www.h2g2.com/A148907 and http://www.h2g2.com/A242470

btw. In case you haven't noticed, the "Don't Panic" button in the top menu bar links to an occasionally useful help section.

Don't worry if you don't understand any of this, just stick this in your ear


~Bistro