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Astrogoth Started conversation Sep 28, 1999
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FOR TV'S FRINK'S EYES ONLY
Time : 14:32
Date : 28/09/1999
Security Officer Goth reporting that the perimeter is secure!
There are plenty of suspicious people loitering, but most of them actually are on the softball team
, so I cannot arrest/interrogate/torture them. Too bad...
*End of Report*
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Sep 28, 1999
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FOR ASTRODOME GOTH'S EYES ONLY
Time : 17:50
Date : 28/09/1999
Manager Frink Responds:
GOOD WORK SECURITY OFFICER GOTH. CONTINUE TO MONITOR SITUATION. YOU MAY INTERROGATE ANY MEMBERS OF THE TEAM WHO ARE AROUND - ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT TO DRINK.
*End of Response*
(ignore madmunk, he means no harm)
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Astrogoth Posted Oct 1, 1999
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Time : 14:40
Date : 01/10/1999
I have interrogated one of the newer team members,who goes by the obviously false name of Asteroid Lil. I also offered her a drink. So far, no response. Will report again when I have broken her.
*End of Report*
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Oct 3, 1999
*approaches to get a new babel fish*
Oh, hello Anonymouse.
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GNP Aaron Posted Oct 3, 1999
Uh... what happens if the perimiter ISN'T secure?
And since when was there a babelfish vending machine here? Could it be a spy in disguise?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 4, 1999
It's not a false name -- it's a nom de plume. I am not making this up; I was a science correspondent for an astrology magazine.
Hey Astrogoth, secure THIS! 
btw, Esteemed Frink, do you serve ethanol?
Asteroid Lil
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Anonymouse Posted Oct 4, 1999
Two machines down from the babelfish one... though I wouldn't have any use for it. *hic*
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Astrogoth Posted Oct 6, 1999
*Sighs*
Just because I'm only a VIRTUAL bouncer, and have no real powers as such, people have no respect for me. I mean, drunkenness in my own, supposedly secure, clubhouse!
Oh Well.
If you can's beat 'em, join 'em.
WHERE'S THE ETHANOL, DAMMIT?!!!
Shecueritee Ophisher Goff
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Anonymouse Posted Oct 7, 1999
Goff, you haff my full *hic* reethpect *hic* ... I on*hic*ly ever get dwunk vir*hic*tooly*hic*
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- 1: Astrogoth (Sep 28, 1999)
- 2: MadMunk?¿ (Sep 28, 1999)
- 3: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Sep 28, 1999)
- 4: Astrogoth (Oct 1, 1999)
- 5: Anonymouse (Oct 2, 1999)
- 6: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Oct 3, 1999)
- 7: Anonymouse (Oct 3, 1999)
- 8: GNP Aaron (Oct 3, 1999)
- 9: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 4, 1999)
- 10: Anonymouse (Oct 4, 1999)
- 11: Astrogoth (Oct 6, 1999)
- 12: Anonymouse (Oct 7, 1999)
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