h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wonders if Garibaldi would like to visit my home page to check out my, modestly blushes, wonderful recipe for kumquat brandy?

Sounds lovely.

Oh, and tahnks to all the party goers, this page got onto the busiest forum. Just that it being a journal entry meant my oldest jornual entry was the one the the front page pointed to.

Don't let the party stop, we have heaps more to do, eat, and drink. Maybe we can keep this going for a lot longer if it stay on the busiest forum list.

Throws another log on the fire. Places freshly skinned baby pandas on spit while whistling a merry little tune.

Oh man, you just reminded me about the goanna's that I was going to chuck on the fire.

Oooh, my glass is empty, there must be a hole in it. Time to get some more alcohol for my glass.

...passes Garibaldi a large glass of Mountain Dew, cuts off a slice of goanna, delicious.

ooooo looook .... who bought the baby harp seals sauteed in whale oil and garnished with larks' tongues??
Obviously a child of the sixties, pass the Southern Comfort please *sings* Oh Lord won't you buy me a mercedes benz ...........

Ahoy there! Room for another guest?
You guys give new meaning to the words 'party animals'...
Anyone fancy a casserole of pangolins in custard? Washed down with a nice fermented spider sangria...
Wonderful atmosphere you've got here...swamp gas and eucalyptus unless I miss my guess.
Love the band!

Wonders when the Limbo Rock dancing contest is due to begin. Passes around beautifully polished White Heron legs to be used as toothpicks

rock on folks!!



just brought in a few wallabies from Rotorua
as the ones in Sth Australia
are on the engendered species list
thought they might go well in the treadmill

"resumes position attached to chandelier"

Oh cool, we have some wallabies, I think we should get in some tiger. Any one know of the best sub-species to eat?

But Mrs. Slartibartfast : What about the frogs ?

Leads in two thylacines using a lead made from the skin of a tiger snake.

Um, you should explain a thylacine to the party. I know what one is, but if you read back we have already have one at the party.

Ooh, snake, that is a good idea. How about some crocodile meat?

Pops down to the Tigers R Us shop in the Tunbridge Wells medievel mall and swaps the tylacines for two Siberian snow leopards one of which accidently (snigger snigger) bites Garibaldi on the bum

Gotta worry when dinner starts devouring the diners
BTW - have put an invitation to this wingding on my page to see if we can get some new blood - might keep the Siberian tigers happy too!

Grilled narwhal anyone?? Comes with its own toothpick ........

I thought I was a gate crasher but then realised that I had been invited by accident. Is it ok to join in without being eaten? I'm sure I'm not that tasty!

Hmmm...puts away the Ginger beer, Ginger bread, Ginger syllabub, Ginger biscuits, Ginger wine and crystal Ginger...sorry, friend!

I just hope JohnnyR stops crunching on my nuts - I don't have any but it sounds painful anyway!

Seahorse Frittes anyone?

Has anyone seen the grilled qwokka (the Antipodeans out there that have been to Rottnest Island know what I mean)...?

Used to enjoy quokka's garnished with huhu bugs while haveing a few gins with a few gins from Darwin