h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Pours over melted chocolate and produces a huge jug of whipped cream*
There are plenty more where these came from! Anyone else want to put in an order?
shazz

*back to healthy looking blue colour again*

Please give the cat plenty to eat. I did not like the way I was being watched for a while!
*Pours away suspicious looking hangover cure without anyone noticing. Small part of the deck begins to fizz and bubble.*
Can we travel via Niagra Falls? I have something to do there.
*Swims off to the underwater gym for fin strengthening exercises*

*Eyes drinks tray and fizzing deck with suspicion*

Methinks I'll settle for the iced water, please Shazz. Ta muchly!

*Sticks head in pool and yells to Coely*

Hey Coely! Remember, no pain, no gain and all that!

Exercise those fins! *hup two three four, get em hup two three four...*
Wow! That reminds me of Colonel Hathi in the Jungle Book Film
shazz

*Takes short break*
Is there an on board cinema? I need a rest.

*Swims to on board library and manages to reach a book about America. Fins through pages and then drops book*

HOW HIGH?

*Swims back to gym instead of cinema*

poor greebo was up there wasting away and did not even notice that i had brought her a tray full of donuts with a large glass of milk and a swirly straw just a few postings before ....me just being ignored *sniffle sniffle*
monsy

Butthose were eaten hours ago Monsy! You know Greebo! Needs a continuous supply or feels faint!
shazz

*Sound of plane is heard in the sky. Dr. J looks up*

Hey, everybody, we're saved. Here's the airdrop.

*RAF Hercules circles then a pallet falls out of the rear of the giant aircraft. Parachutes open and the pallet settles on the deck next to Coely's pool*

Oops! I think I overordered. This looks like 50,000 doughnuts not 500. Oh well, start eating Greebo.

Me didn't ignore you Mistress honestly... er... hmm.. who are you again... ~grin~... just kidding... ~Greebo bounds over to huge pile of doughnuts... and does her best to eat them before they sink the boat...

Hmm, I think it's time to divert the cruise, how about Nigara Falls? Oh, and I think this thread is getting too long to be main cruise. Boy my trips go to hell when I am not around. If you all go to http://www.h2g2.com/A286517 then we can continue

Mari-rae has asked the coelacanth to swim up Niagara Falls, and has opened a betting pool.
Captain Garibaldi, how long will it take to get there?
(Please go the long way)

Oh, the way I am going it will take ages, but this sounds fun

Hmmm... me hates to break the news Gari... ~grin~... but Coely has already had her swim...

... and a mighty fine job she made of it too!
shazz

When and where? I missed it. I drop out of the circle for a week and I miss everything. ARGH!!

~grin~... me goes missing for two days and me not know what anybody is talking about...

Try missing 2 minutes around here sometimes, you can get really lost.

I think I might go plan my next trip, maybe I could spend more time on it

Please let me join the next trip, and I promise not to hijack it again.
When you are ready we're all at the Sheraton, but we can't leave before alicat's birthday on the 16th. At the moment we're getting dressed up to go to the ballroom:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=46222