Late night rambles
So I'm cruising along on my internet connection at the blistering speed of 33600kbps or whatever and wondering why I'm getting a sore butt. Then I realize it's the fact that I've been here for about 4 hours and my butt has every right to complain. Not that I listen to it much but on the other hand a grumpy butt is not a good thing.
So anyway, the miracle I'm encountering is that, not only am I wasting the few good years my butt has left, but I'm earning money just typing this drivel on the internet! Gotta love it - try it out yourself at http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=AVI773" >http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=AVI773 and you'll get paid for typing drivel like this.
The biggest problem I'm encountering is that my butt is sending signals to my fingers like "screw up what he's typinlsasfg" and to the eyes saying "blink really long and slowly so he feels tired". The body parts are ganging up on me and soong I feeol like I'll probably get taken orvere complaetelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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| ...kills the cat | Aug 6, 1999 | Sep 10, 2000 |
| economics | May 10, 1999 | Aug 31, 2000 |
| Easy $$$!!! | Oct 4, 1999 | No Replies |
| It was like that when I found it. | Aug 6, 1999 | Sep 1, 1999 |
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