h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

monkeys are not the root of all evil, and i don't know who told you that, but the should be spanked, and often.

meant to say they should be spanked, not the. silly me.

Silly you.

I'm sure that monkeys have their good points, but in many parts of the world they are considered evil.

Oh, perhaps you meant 'The Monkees'?

no, i didn't mean "the monkees" and just because some countries think they are evil does not make them the root of all evil. That is a biased statement.

Perhaps the educated monkey http://www.h2g2.com/U47817 is the root of all evil. That would let the rest of the off the hook, wouldn't it? EM, can you confirm or deny it?

OK, ok, "let the rest of theM off the hook". Something about this thread brings out the tpyos in everyone. Dang!

I will confirm it. The educated monkey is the root of all evil. That solves that.

I will have to update my home page now.

RSBohn

OK, I think we have this whole monkey thing worked out now.