h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How in the world did you find me?

...because I am a wondrous woman of flight

*shakes head sadly*

I found you on the link. How do you think I found you?
Here's something to shake your head about....

The Roccombe Heard
What did they hear?
1.~ running water
2.~ dog barking
3.~ geese? What noise do geese make?
4.~ pigeon….coo….hmoo….hmoo….
5.~ twittering tchk tchk tchk
6.~ fluttering, splashing in the water
7.~ fly buzzes by
8.~ whistle eeeeeeeeeyow………..

It is so I can’t see the water that’s burbling because there are some stinging nettles, cowslips, ferns, a quack, quack, an adder ssssssssssss, an airplaine flies over head buzzzzzzzz
There’s a willow. Is there a blight on the oak?

Another plane
Coo….coo….hmooo…..hmooo….

BACKATTHEFLAT
The floor constantly vibrates because of the fridges whirring below. Sometimes it is so bad I hold my hands on either side of my head. I have to leave. It is insufferable. Not a good place to live. I am still waiting for my incapacity benefit. The Council Tax bill came in today.

Ah! There’s a machine and another duck, quack, quack

Have you ever been in a Yahoo chatroom?
If so, why?

Here comes the tractor…
Nice man in cap “I was wondering if you’d broke down…..?” ( I saw the I had broken down crying, earlier, but I wasn’t going to tell him that.

“No, I haven’t. Thank you for asking.”

He went on his way.

Ladye S flies across road and perches in tree.

......?
What link lead you to me again?

I am so Ano I am completely befuddled as to how this hootoo thing works but as soon as I am signed up to Broadband and earning a few more bucks I am sure I will have the time to enjoy fully fledged conversations and may even be able to contribute towards a story with you.

That would be very interesting indeed. Until then we will chat on and off. Any ways what time zone are you in?

Oh dear . This may be difficult it's five past seven pm, now.

That would mean 2:05PM in Eastern Standard Time in comparison. Are you in Europe?

You were having a conversation with Tom about something and Ladye Seagull joined the thread. She realized that she had interrupted a conversation you were having, or, story you were writing, so she unsubscribed from the thread.

I only know that because I am the same person, I can remember my Ladye Seagull password but I can't remember my ChiKiSpirit password. Luckily for me this new technological age we live in allows me to have a handy machine that does remember my password for me

Blarg. IT'S THE SAME PERSON.

So that would mean you wouldn't need to shake your head sadly at all, and yes I'm in Europe. Thank you for telling me the time. Where are you? Do you know the United Kingdom and are you likely to visit?

Ladye S

There are quite a few people who wouldn't tell you it was the same person. I am telling you because you seem like quite a nice friendly person to me and I disagree with people playing mind games. Unless of course they are playing 'Mind Games' music by John Lennon and then that is acceptable behaviour.

I live in Florida. Know of the United Kingdom and I'd like to visit one day.

When do you think you will visit?

No clue, you live there?

I've just had a look at your Dragon House. It looks like Dungeons and Dragons to me and I'm useless at filling in forms with U numbers and things. I have added your Dragon House page to my friend's list, if that's OK with you because I was particularly interested in your
Tiddle pom doo da whatyamacallits
Do you mind if I add bits to your journal there, if I feel so inspired?

That was DragonQueen's work. She Emailed it to me and I posted it. It's the story of how the DragonHouse was partly restarted.

If you need help with the application just ask an ACTIVE (sadly I can't use italics) for help, including me and Tom. We both had to go through it.

What's an 'active'? Why is it 'sadly' that you can't use italics?

Are you actively sad? A sad activist? Sadly activating sadness?

Please could you not positively activate gladness??