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A portrait of a wumbeevil as a young arthropod.

Post 1

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Hi Wumbeevil,

I painted a photo of you having a day out on a nearby pot plant.

http://www.h2g2.com/A441758

smiley - bigeyes

Amy


A portrait of a wumbeevil as a young arthropod.

Post 2

Wumbeevil

Hey thanks Amy, a beetley body at last. Now I don't have to go to Dr. Frankenstein's Insects Change Clinic for my op. You've no idea how difficult it's been, being a weevil trapped inside an ant's body. . . well maybe you do.

Great, I can hold my snout up at the Ugly Bugs' Ball now . . . doing anything on Saturday? smiley - winkeye


A portrait of a wumbeevil as a young arthropod.

Post 3

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

I was only saying to Mr. President the other day that we should have an Ugly Bugs' Ball. Maybe not this coming Saturday though.


A portrait of a wumbeevil as a young arthropod.

Post 4

Wumbeevil

smiley - sigh story of my life.

Ah well I'll just go and eat a farmer's crop to console myself, and then maybe I'll swoon at some handsome guy in the mirror.

I suppose us Debs must learn the art of patience before coming out at the Presidential ball.

Must spread my wing cases and fly, someone's just reminded me of a link I've been meaning to put up to her meisterwerk.


A portrait of a wumbeevil as a young arthropod.

Post 5

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Wumbie, daahling. You must pop over to our fashion show. Our dear friend Sal is a model. http://www.h2g2.com/A468885 And join the party at http://www.h2g2.com/F38024?thread=87027&latest=1


A portrait of a wumbeevil as a young arthropod.

Post 6

Wumbeevil

Rejoyce, rejoyce I'm a luvvie at last!

Thanks for the invite, I've got just the kilt to fall out of in front of the photographers. I think the Black Watch one with the safety pins up the side will go down a treat.

Just gotta powder my nose and I'll be right over, daahling.


A portrait of a wumbeevil as a young arthropod.

Post 7

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Remember, safety pins DOWN the side... MUCH safer.


A portrait of a wumbeevil as a young arthropod.

Post 8

Wumbeevil

smiley - smiley

Thanks for the err... tip? I sacrificed the habits of a lifetime (of arrests), followed your advice, and made it to the event without old ladies in the street laughing at me, being rushed to casualty, or being followed by dogs with very cold noses!


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