h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, it's me, the paper lady

So I take it you were responsible (possibly too strong a word?) for the pictures this weekend? Did you take lots? Are they developed? Can we see them soon? Do I sound impatient?

Hi Amy

It was nice to meet you in the woodpulp. I'm afraid the photos were down to me, but I accept no responsibility for anything ever, ever, ever, ever, ever......

They've been gradually appearing in the "Photos" section at Yahoo. If you follow the link below you'll find one for a Glasgow meet. There's also an album for Leeds at the same place.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A532568

If you weren't at Yahoo during the shutdown, you'll need to register, but it usually only takes a couple of minutes.

Strange it should be you that asks first about pics, as all but one that I've put up so far have featured a certain paper lady. I was meaning to get one of you tucked up in bed for the night, but your papier maché partner wouldn't let cameras in......

...well OK I fell asleep as a future pic will show.

Now, would you mind explaining your presence in the Gents ...err restroom?

There'll be around 10 more going up over the next couple of days.

Fax for the memories.

*a rapidly retreating voice from the distance is heard shouting, "Hey at least I spared you most of the paper puns"*

But I like puns...(Bet you didn't think I was *that* strange...)I'm just not good at thinking them up...

Any more photos?

And thanks for putting names in the captions...

There are more (I took c. 100 ), but the rest are all much the same, awful, or pics of etc.

You don't get much room to play with in the captions, but I thought I'd managed to mention everyone at least once to ID them. Besides, it's boring seeing "Amy P" mentioned in every pic!

Well, you didn't *have* to put me in almost every one!

But you were our guest! I mean what would you think of us if we ever let slip that you'd been eaten by a rabid dog before we even left the station?

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oh poopies

...and that was after you'd been put to good use in the gents.

Yes it's true, we always display toilet paper in cases over here to show it isn't your run of the mill tabloid nonsense that leaves yesterday's headlines on your botty.

*s to photos to see if she can make sense of the last post that way...*

Oh, I see... I just figured that the papers were there for something to do while using the urinal...

Yeah, people with prostate trouble can finish the crossword no bother

So, how've you been doing?

I hope that question wasn't related to the last comment!

Still trying to get this thing working after it went in the huff cos I left it alone for the weekend. I'm Wumbeevil in Netscape only just now, but hey, that's one less chicken to worry about.

To be honest, I didn't even look at the comment above... But I needed that anyway...

Chicken? You mean Nanny?

Has it been *that* long since we talked? Wow...

I guess I could have just asked you to not take pictures of 'me' in the gent's again, instead of asking people to guard 'me,' but I thought that my asking for guardians would be funnier...

Even longer than *that*

Hmm, I see you're going to London in your usual guise. Good choice, there are some fine pub toilets in London.

Better hire some beefeaters as guards just in case I go or recruit a surrogate snapper.

Oh, I can ask vopo to guard me again...

You don't want to hire a poet on Burns' night, they're too busy quoting odes to bits of sheepgut to notice you being abducted for nefarious photoshoots.