h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

actually i got over it since i posted that

gws.

please tell me that does not stand for anything other than get well soon because if it does it's probably going to be something rude and/or embarrassing.

innit nice to be all clear and be able to breathe with out fear of coughing up a lung.

nearly christmas (I can make it just need PMA (pos mental attitude)).

Poor ol` you..........

yesterday I came down with a massive head ache,
but i'm better now
8 days to go.

as in.. ]
DO NOT SAY THE NUMBER BETWEEN 7 AND 9 OR YOU WILL GET ATE!

I had a house party last night and got very drunk.
i got to bed at ate. . . in the morning and woke at five tonite.
upon which i heard that wednesday had won a game.

you're nuts you know that?

today I faced the horrible realisation that I have a massive assignment to do for wednesday.
this involved lots of writing today for 1pm to 10pm and now my hand wants to fall of my body.
as for me being nuts, i have a very good friend who's a cashew and may take offence to that comment.

*giggles* That was just a *bit* predictable..

Yes it was predictable, but I needed a laugh after getting through those assignments.
Anyway i'm home now, which is nice.

my birthday's wednesday whoopeeeeeeee.

Yet another person whose parents wanted a xmas baby how many now.. vanessa (3rd) my godfather (3rd) godmother (23rd) father (26th) Marshall (1st??) Jenney (8th) hehehe

Anyway many happy returns, Merry Christmas and all related Millenial formalities.

hi I've just discovered that life does carry on no matter how many birthdays you have in one year. So far I've had about four, which is nice.
did you see much festive telly. By far the funniest thing was the royle family, although lee evans was good too.
I don't know if your interested but the stereophonics are ace live
do not under any circumstances celibrate the mileni-arse. Instead spend the rest of your days celibrating the fact that we will not see anything this over hyped again, except of course for star wars episode 2.

see ya in oblivion or 2000

hehe

I was preparing for the apocalypse.. shame it didn't happen!! Justy kidding life goes on and i'm sure it will be the same as before no matter what they say.

YAAAY my computer did not crash.. speaking of which I don't think anything did. I stayed up watching that thing on bbc1 they said they've only had two y2k probs and they were in japan and they weren't even sure it was caused by the bug. Just another fix i reckon, so all the computer companies could get loadsa money.. They had a computer that WASN'T prepared for it and when it went back to the eighties there was absolutely no problem at all.. or maybe we have to wait un til the holidays are over and everyone goes back to work.. and then we'll have the problems.. or maybe not.. ooh aren't i babaling on.

four birthdays?! explain, explain explain.

stereophonics are cool but i dunno much about them i just.. hear them on the radio. they're cool though.

i have lost all my capital letters now, dammit.

Right 4 bdays. . .ok then here goes.

1. Curry night and piss up on the 15/12 so I could celebrate my birthday with my Uni mates.
2. Presents and cards on the 21/12 as I was going to a concert on the 22nd.
3. Actual birthday on the 22/12, which I celebrated at the last ever Black Sabbath concert
4. A meal with my parents on the 29/12 to celebrate my birthday with them.

So that concludes my bdays for one century (and any other base ten description of a collection of years you care to mention).

I am, for one, glad that the world didn't end because then all my hard work would have gone, which sucks.

as for babbling you are talking to a master I often get the mickey taken for my incessant rambling. And remember I'm an engineer so my babble is very boring.

As for the loose of certian keyboard functions spare a thought for my mate as a faulty keyboard is the last straw for him so he's bying a new computer.

happy oblivion

That doesn't count as four birthdays though. Because if it did then in that case I normally get two. Cos my birthday always seems to be at the weekend.

What you say is far from boring. Where did you get that idea??!

About the world ending. If it did you wouldn't know it anyway, so it wouldn't really have bothered you if all your work was gone because you wouldn't know it.

Still you're right it sucks anyway.

So my title has you puzzled it stands for sarcasm denoting system (hence SDS).
This is a system where sarcasm is denoted.
I propose it works by representing any sarcastic comment by the use of the acronmn SDS after any sarcastic comment, Thusly. . .

The Sarcasm denoting system is going to form an integral part of e-mail ettequette(?) in the 21st century (SDS).

geddit. . . Good

what about if the world ended slowly then we'd know about it.

hello and sorry

my whole life has done a 180 in the past few months as i have done my exams and am now working for ibm. my journal has the full story.
i'm sorry about the email thing i formatted my computer (needed USB so had to go from win 95 to 98) and i can't set my email account back up ([email protected] if you hadn't guessed).

bye

dan

yay! it's great to see you've not contracted a fatal disease after all (i'm paranoid so that's what i think has happened to anyone who disappears )

i've hardly been on h2g2 lately, and i've not been planning to come on much either, so if you do get your email account working again, send me an email - brand new addy [email protected]

cya

lisa

whoohoo i got recommended,i got recommended, na na na na

check out Electronics it's recommended and i'm as pleased as a pig in muck

nice one!! and with the new system, it'll be edited within a matter of months (we're still in the changeover you see)

very cool