Remote Controllers
Remote controllers are absolutly great things, I mean, if your bored, and have nothing that you want to do, then pick up the remote and turn on the T.V. T.V remotes are the ultimate bum`s toy, even if the T.V is not on the stand-by thing (to all the bums, when the little light is on and the screen is not), you can still pick it up and have a fiddle, you can press all of the buttons that you don`t normally press and see if they blow cars up or something. However, if your life does not circulate around the T.V, and you do sp...spo...s...spor...spor...sport, there, I said it, then you are sadly deprived of this wonderful thing. I think there are only 2 ways of improving these marvels, is by making them more aerodynamicaly streemlined to give the user more energy to press the buttons harder when the battery runs out. The second of these things is making the name a little more inpressive, like a "Change-O-Matic", or something. And so ends my article on Remote Controlers, I hope that you have been deeply enlightened by this insightful visit to the bums world, and if you are wondering why I havn`t mentioned other remotes, such as Hi-Fi's and garage doors, the answer is, simply, I can`t be bothered.Conversations
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| As a Christian (sounds ominous) | Jul 13, 1999 | Aug 14, 2000 |
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