h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 This morning I went to work. At about 11 o'clock my supervisor called me into her office and fired me on the spot, I think I'm going to kill the bitch, she never appreciated me, why doesn't she try saying what she thinks of me to my face, well she kind of did today, but I wasn't listening, I was making a pattern from the rings my coffee cup made on her desk, the whore told me to stop! Can you believe it? I was showing my creativity and she pushes it back in my face, rejects it, pushes me to the ground and kicks dust in my face. I think all came about just because I wouldn't sleep with her...