h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Most of the time.

Aaah, poor little thing.

That's me

My mother makes the nicest pancakes

What? Where did the pancakes come from?

My mother's frying pan?

She taught you how to cook yet?

She's tried.

I burned an omelette.

Oops. How on earth could you manage that.

Well I sort of left it cooking too long. The bit on the top wouldn't cook so I decided to put the heat up. It kinda didn't occur to me to turn it over.

If we ever meet I am not letting you cook for me.

Oh, why not? Don't you like your cakes brown and shrivelled?

No thanks. And besides after 3 years living away from home I have become used to doing my own cooking. I sometimes bend hygiene rules but at the end of the day I am the only person I put at risk by doing so.

You seem to have lived thus far,..
for you!

What's with the new graphic? How did you do that?

Click any smiley.

When I have a moment.

So, have you found a cyber café or something?

My local library has 5 PCs set up for interactive learning on the net. This is probably not quite what they hoped it would be used for but then, it's not like there aren't worse things I could be doing on the net.

h2g2 *is* learning, it's a massive interactive encyclopedia.



Congrats on the.....er......'job'

Thanks it's proving "interesting" but then I am at least earning money which my bank balance appreciates.