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Wilma Neanderthal Started conversation Jun 5, 2006
Dear Sirs,
We at the FootiNooti Society A11634707 require your services as retained solicitors. We are an emerging hootoo society of like minded woolly headed, fluffy and sweet sandal wearers (allegedly) with a need for some tough minded, hardball playing legal representation.
We await your response with bated breath.
Wilma 
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Grabbe, Metoole and Pullit - h2g2's Resident Solicitors (Actually Mr. Dreadful, but Hootoo seems to have eaten my account) Posted Jun 8, 2006
We would be happy to act as solicitors the the FootiNooti Society.
Just need to get the documentation sorted so it's all nice an legal.
If you would just sign here.
And here.
And here, and here.
And there.
And here.
And here, here, here, here, here and here.
And finally here.
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jun 8, 2006
*licks pencil stub*
and and
and finally
all done?
*spit*
*sticks hand out*
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