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May 5, 1999
Posted May 5, 1999
I must apologize for that unseemly previous journal entry. It was a lie. There are extenuating circumstances. For example, this weekend and last, my boyfriend was busy. It wasn't his fault that he couldn't do anything. And the pictures remark was totally uncalled for. It was a joke he made once, and we are currently debating whether he ever really made it at all. In an even more previous post, I remarked that he was "darlingly shallow". This can be taken incorrectly. I was merely bitter about his making fun of my habits. I find them to be time-consuming, if nothing else. So I pick at my feet. Big deal. They're there, and they lend themselves to being picked at. Besides, who ever saw attractive feet? So LAY OFF ALREADY! Anyway, my boyfriend is one of the nicest guys I ever met, and really cute and really funny and I think I would go insane for at least a couple of months if he ever got mad at me again. In the future, I will do everything in my power to keep our relationship healthy.
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May 4, 1999
Posted May 4, 1999
Today I believe I shall spout off about boyfriends. (Always a fun topic!) The problem with boyfriends is that they never care about their girlfriend's sex drive. Take me and my boyfriend, for example. He can't stop talking about his unit (with which he has an intimate relationship, naming it Udo and having discussions with it and so on). He also proclaims himself and Udo to be ever-ready, even at a moment's notice. However, when I happen to be in the mood for a little lovin', sex is the last thing on his mind. Or he asks me for pictures of myself "at play". Ugh. It's enough to make a gal a lesbian.
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May 3, 1999
Posted May 3, 1999
Being what they call a "minor", I spent another day of my all too short youth in high school. If nothing else, it provides for interesting revelations into the human psyche. Thus far, I have found that humans at those tender ages of 13-18 are petty, selfish, and narrow-minded. I for one am proud to be part of this distinguished group. Now, bug off, you meddlesome monkey you!
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May 2, 1999
Posted May 2, 1999
I spent a long and laborious day scratching my navel and picking at my toenails. For some reason, my darlingly shallow boyfriend finds this habit of mine hilarious, albeit disgusting. If he ever asks my opinion, I intend to remind just how hard it is to find someone to love in this world, and then ask him if he really wants to criticize me. Chances are, he'll then see the errors of his ways.
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