h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I must apologize for that unseemly previous journal entry. It was a lie. There are extenuating circumstances. For example, this weekend and last, my boyfriend was busy. It wasn't his fault that he couldn't do anything. And the pictures remark was totally uncalled for. It was a joke he made once, and we are currently debating whether he ever really made it at all. In an even more previous post, I remarked that he was "darlingly shallow". This can be taken incorrectly. I was merely bitter about his making fun of my habits. I find them to be time-consuming, if nothing else. So I pick at my feet. Big deal. They're there, and they lend themselves to being picked at. Besides, who ever saw attractive feet? So LAY OFF ALREADY! Anyway, my boyfriend is one of the nicest guys I ever met, and really cute and really funny and I think I would go insane for at least a couple of months if he ever got mad at me again. In the future, I will do everything in my power to keep our relationship healthy.