h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(still warm, the butter is melting...)

Good morning Maestro.

'morning GB. Damned cold this morning!

yes, not much chance of my A26802605 flowering again, still I got two for the price of one

Can I top up your ?

*pinches while Maestro isn't looking*

Good morning Maestro.

The usual?

*places and within reach*

This new breakfast place is really good - I sign in and there it is waiting for me. Most excellent Ted

and top-ups whenever you fancy

Seeing as how it's Friday

Would you like some with your salad Maestro? But no beetroot. to finish

*pulls up chair*

Right at this moment I'm celebrating the end of a particularly gruesome week with a *very* nice (if expensive) 1996 Pauillac

*sigh* heaven

Good for you

Ships that pass in the night, eh? Oh well, hopefully no hangover but here's some <---water and <---no cream! for brekkie.

After a particularly gruesome week you deserve some TLC.

*rubs the Maestro's shoulders*

I hope you're all nice and now




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Not yet - weekend far too busy.

*tucks into and *
*feels better already*

So you've gone to w*rk to rest?

In that case I might have a bottle of (room temp) for later..

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I wish

Oh well I *insist* you put your feet up while eating and digesting your lunch which I just prepared.



*phew* now *I* need a rest.

Would you like to raise your glass and toast my Mum, she's 88 today. Her first birthday on her own but my sister and I colluded to ensure she hasn't been alone today.

*chink*

Happy Birthday, GB's Mum

I've just spoken to her on the phone, she's a bit tipsy(at my sister's home)

I heard on my local evening news that it's the first Lincolnshire Day today. http://www.bbc.co.uk/lincolnshire/content/articles/2006/09/26/lincolnshire_day_feature.shtml

I mentioned it to Mum and she said "I'm a Yorkshire girl, you know" - yes, I know

*munches *

*sips *

while I prepare your



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Good morning Maestro, I hope you have a much less stressful day today

*tears 1 Oct off desk calendar*

The here is really good, but is there any fresh-ground black pepper for the ?

*adds to shopping list*

If you're *really* good, I'll feed you the peppered later