h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so here we are again long time no see, buddy old pal...or should i call you 'chump' lord knows i'd feel better about the whole thing with the horse and the door

Tree, what are you talking about? Horse? Door? What?

b, you should know better than to ask such questions of the lovely and talented tree

You left out "enormously deranged."

oh right, the lovely, talented, and enormously deranged tree.

better?

I'm still working on the horse and door.