And then there was the incident with the leaky packet of crisps...

This page dedicated to all the people who regularly wonder why we need to spend so much of our time on the toilet. Why can't we find a more convenient convenience? And is the sitting on the lav isnt irratiting enough, why must we suffer the goddam nastiness of the wipe? Any suggestions as to how one might avoid this terrible facet of life would be most welcomed.

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