Cupid's little helper.
As you will no doubt be aware, this is a very busy time of the year for cupid, and he's finding it very difficult to manage his workload.
For this reason he has contracted out some of his more special duties to me. As he often wittily says, "Do these people think i'm made of arrows?" Ok, it's not witty, but he really does say it.
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Tell you the truth? That whole cherub thing is a load of nonsense. That cupid chap is a right grumpy old spoilsport and if i had my way he'd be sacked. He's too busy down the pub most of the time and it galls me when genuinely nice people don't get the greetings they should because he's too busy getting the nectar down his neck. 
Well this year i've marked his card.That first pint of nectar he has in the "Deieties Arms" should sort him, i've laced it with Rohypnol. 
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Unfortunately i can not enter into any conversation about my work as secrecey is my middle name. (Thanks mum. Arnold Secrecey Jenkins is not going to win X-Factor any time soon is he?)
Please enjoy your St.Valentines day, and remember, no matter how bad the day or dark the night. I love you 
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