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and now.. for your communial pleasure....the debut of the word 'frenticrize'
Angy Started conversation Aug 25, 1999
now.. we have the title,.. let us ziom in to the content... allow me to begin by complimenting you on your most hoopschious first entry.. such a mixture of obscure prose and guide references will stand you in good stead, young individual.. why, i remember when our forefathers colonized this place.. ooh,..what..back in....last friday.. that wass it.. yes... and many stellar objects have lived out the full course of their notional lives since then, i can tell you... when we builkt the 3 foot high monument to the triumphs of gynacological science on Mhorai IV, only 2 planetary blobs away from Aardvarkia's homeworld..why i could have cried..it fell on my toe you see...
oh dear.. we appear to have lost direction..
excuse me a moment..
MR DALLIARD???? DO WE HAVE A MAP MR DALLIARD??
mr dalliard assures me that we dont...which is unfortunate..he also wonders if you would care for a quiet one to one wiht a pair of shoes?
WHAT'S THAT MR DALLIARD?? OH, VERILY, I SHALL INFORM THE BEING...
being..what or whomever you may be, Mr Dalliard, my associate, [yonder plucked chicken] wishes to point out that he dislikes the word 'brothel'
yes.. on the whole, we prefer the word 'brothels' with an S...
yes.,.
we must leave you now.. other life forms to irritate and all, but we shall return at a later date to ponder any reply that may have been made
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and now.. for your communial pleasure....the debut of the word 'frenticrize'
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