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Posted May 11, 1999
This is a test
This is still a test
This is also a test. In fact it is the same test as the above test, and as such, is still a test.
This is the end of the test. Honest. The test has come to an end, the end of its test-like life
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Nothing
Posted May 8, 1999
Nothing is the opposite of something. You know how when something happens one can get happy, excited, annoyed, depressed, jaunty, and many other things? Well, when nothing happens, the opposiye is in effect - ie: nothing. Not a sausage. In so much as a sausage can happen. Which it can't. Well, not unless one is being surreal, or having severe hallucinations. And if you're having severe hallucinations then I guess something must be happening to you, which is the opposite of what is happening to me right now, which is nothing. If something does happen to me I'll be sure to write about it here. That is, if I can be bothered.
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A poem
Posted May 6, 1999
Here I am.
Quite happy.
Looking like
A dancing tree
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Today
Posted Apr 29, 1999
I spent today staring at a screen. The screen happened to be in my hand that happened to be attached to my body. The problem was that my body was situated at the bottom of a large canyon populated by psychotic zarg-rats. Consequently, I spent the entire day at the top of a decidedly spindly tree, thanking my lucky stars zarg-rats can't climb, and cursing tech-support for yet another teleporter screw-up. And, of course, also cursing the fact that tech support -never- answer their calls. I am currently number 43094 in a queue. My call will apparently be answered as soon as possible. Oh well, back to staring at the screen, I guess.
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