h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I spent today staring at a screen. The screen happened to be in my hand that happened to be attached to my body. The problem was that my body was situated at the bottom of a large canyon populated by psychotic zarg-rats. Consequently, I spent the entire day at the top of a decidedly spindly tree, thanking my lucky stars zarg-rats can't climb, and cursing tech-support for yet another teleporter screw-up. And, of course, also cursing the fact that tech support -never- answer their calls. I am currently number 43094 in a queue. My call will apparently be answered as soon as possible. Oh well, back to staring at the screen, I guess.