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Please feel free to browse the wares on display, but don’t touch! Over on the right, next to the green vase in the shape of a frozen hamburger, is a small example of early Chinese modernistic paper folding. The shape that the artist had in mind is unclear at first, but after long contemplation, large quantities of alcohol, and some help from some hallucinogenic substances, the real story of the origamic structure can be revealed. The artist, Hikaro Hu JPeNos Zhiyuan or, as he is more commonly known, Bob, describes the artifact as the embodiment of early post late modernist cataclysmacism next to a large bottle of tomato Ketchup. When viewed in a brightly lit, gray room, while not under the influence of anything other than bewilderment, the exquisitely constructed pile of paper placed on top of the ornate marble pedestal, looks exactly like a pile of paper dumped on top of a rather nice looking marble table. If, however, the same seen is viewed in a room filled with Nitrous oxide, painted with colours resembling the aftermath of an autopsy on an Elephant, after having its stomach filled with a very hot Vindaloo curry, and before it died, then you may see the bottle of tomato ketchup. But, to see the rest, you’ll need the services of the above mentioned influences and some surgery on your left eye.Conversations
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