Welcome to the Jungle of Weird and Amazing Animals that Can Somehow Reproduce Asexually
Please disregard the title, I do not mean to offend anyone or anything, I am just being honest. I would like to link the amazing song "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns'n'Roses to this page so that as you load it, your ears are assaulted by sweet and delicate melodies and heavy drumming, with mild screaming/singing, but I can't. Alas, you shall have to hum this well known tune and think about what a good idea it was for this person to play such a good song just for you.
Anyway, now for the juicy stuff, my personal details. If you must know, I am a 6'1" white male with gorgeous, volumous, wavey hair with the colour of the dirty blonde variety, not dirty as in unhygeinic to those of you that thought that I did not wash my hair. Shame on you. As I was saying, I have deep, seemingly endless, light blue that have a slight twinkle as I stand on the top of a ridge, silhouetted by the setting sun, with the wind whipping by me as I stare over the horizon without a care in the world, devilishly and alarmingly aloof. My robust, defined and toned figure, with square and rugged facial features, and somewhat straight but white teeth, all help to create a striking and authorative figure, while concealing a softer undertone of a caring and sensuos man. That, however, does not prevent me from upholding justice, and participating in extreme lifethreatening sports, none of which have finished me yet.Did I forget to mention that I am 17 year old AS Newent Community Sixth Former living in Newent, Gloucestershire.
If you haven't guessed already, I am not actually the above. If you remove all of the fantastic exaggerations, and leave the bare facts, that is me. Just leave m,e with some of the nice bits, I'm not all that bad. Thats better.
ANyway, I ahve to go now, so please comeback soon for the next installment of this epic tale of an intrepid hero, who stands before you, or sitting in front of a computer as it may be, baring his soul for your pleasure and/or discomfort.
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