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What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Smij - Formerly Jimster Posted Aug 12, 2005
My dad's first computer was BBC Micro B+, but we only had a green screen for it, and it was the size of a small vault.
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Whisky Posted Aug 12, 2005
"My dad's first computer was BBC Micro B+"
Jeez! Have you any idea of just how old that phrase makes me feel Jimster! 
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Mu Beta Posted Aug 12, 2005
I thought you were Jimster's Dad...
B
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Whisky Posted Aug 12, 2005
I may be old but I'm not _that_ old...
Besides, my son would never turn out like Jimster - I'd have shot him before he got that bad 
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Smij - Formerly Jimster Posted Aug 12, 2005
Put down the gun... PUT IT DOWN!!
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 12, 2005
Good grief, even under threat of death he can't help quoting Doctor Who.
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Whisky Posted Aug 12, 2005
Thinking about it, I seem to remember being accused of being Master B's dad once as well...
How come I get the blame for everything around here!
**looks around for a very old conversation**
F72823?thread=250282
Ah, there it is!
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 12, 2005
Well, you are both ginger... And you both make a point of having more ginger hiar than you actually need by growing beards...
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 12, 2005
Excuse me! I am not, never have been and never will be a practising Ginger...
B
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 12, 2005
*picks her nose and wipes it on Jimster's new computer*
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 12, 2005
Don't tell me B, you call it 'strawberry blonde'.
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Whisky Posted Aug 12, 2005
"And you both make a point of having more ginger hiar than you actually need by growing beards"
Actually, I don't have more hair than I need... It's just that it wont grow in the right place... I'm seriously considering having to brush back my beard over the top of my head to cover the bald spot!
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Mu Beta Posted Aug 12, 2005
"I'm seriously considering having to brush back my beard over the top of my head to cover the bald spot! "
That would have the added advantage of obscuring your face as well. 
B
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 12, 2005
B, if you're not ginger, then what the Hell are you?
Whisky- shave it off man, it's the only option. Number 2 all over.
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Mu Beta Posted Aug 12, 2005
I used to be blonde. I think that's faded now.
Most of the time I am bald, in any case.
B
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Whisky Posted Aug 12, 2005
"I AM NOT GINGER"
Come off it, it's about time you came out of the closet and admitted to the world you're a secret user of Loreal hair colouring products...
Go on, you know you'll feel better once you've 'outed' yourself!
What's white, shiny and sitting on my desk at home?
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 12, 2005
Surely faded blonde hair would be white?
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 12, 2005
I think I shall have to ask Odo about B's hair colouring...if you get my meaning 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 12, 2005
Bloody hell, I don't want *that* amount of detail.
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