h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hope you are onsite for pleasure, and you are not working late!

Hi there Mort!

I often keep h2g2 running in the background when I'm online. I like to know what people get up to when they think that I'm not looking. And there's nothing on the TV for another 30 mins or so, so I thought I'd browse some of the new entries for the day.

Even if I was working late, it would still be a pleasure.

I just tend to assume you are always looking - it is safer that way!

Bet you are waiting for Teachers to come on!

I would be Andrew Lincolns pupil anytime

Well if you enjoy it, then i won't refuse to pay my license fee in protest of hard working italics just yet!

Yes it's Teachers. Although I don't know which one Andrew lincoln is. I don't look very closely at the credits.

What happened to your knighthood, btw? I've just noticed that it's gone...

Andrew Lincoln was in the first couple of series'. He is the one that was supposedly on a world tour and came back last week with a big wad of facial hair, and is now doing supply work there.

I decided to go back to my humble beginnings while i was having a break from h2g2, so dropped the Sir - but I am still a Knight of h2g2 official!

Besides i was fed up of people assuming i was a geezer

Oh, Simon. That one. Nah. Doesn't do it for me. Doesn't seem to have any

I would soon whip him into shape

Ooh, could I come and watch?

Only if you bring some and