h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hate when people fight over me

Yes must be painful, being trampled and all

*cries wares*

Kangaroos' corneas! Wallabys' kneecaps! Get yer Koalas' larynxes here!

Oo! Spartus, can I join your group?

*cautiously approaches Spartus, leader of the FBPs, and slips him a peice of paper outlining a possible joining of companies, in such a way as to make massive amounts of money for everyone and make sure that none of our respective governments see any of it*

Whaddya think?? Eh?? Eh??

I love bubster, by the way.

*points and screams*

SPLITTERS!!

Hey Krissy, you know what? I love bubster.

What?? What?? Who's a splitter? Not me! I always use a hankey!! A BUBSTER hankey! And you can get one too for only $24.95!!

Amanda, I too, love bubster.

Someday I'm gonna MEET bubster, an' he's gonna sign my hankey, so I'd better wash it.

*dreamy sigh*

Well someday I'm gonna meet bubtster and he's gonna sleep with me, so I'd better go take a shower. *dreamy sigh*

EEK! *asks brain* Did I say that out loud???

Anyhow, Amanda, is bubster going to sign your hankey with a patented "Bubster Hankey Signing Pen" retailing for only TEN dollars??

*runs in from outside, panting*

I GOT IT...IT ONLY TOOK 4-6 WEEKS, BUT I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!

*tears into brown paper package and squeals with glee*

MY VERY OWN "I LOVE BUBSTER" TIRE IRON!!!

I think I'm getting light-headed

*goes to take a nap*

Gawd, she's soooo lucky!

*Slumps around slumpedly*

Yah, I know..right?? *sigh* She has the coolest "bubster love" stuff there is. Do they make bubster oreos??

A partnership, you say? *mulls the possibilities*