h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We have t-shirts and everything, so you know it's official!

Yeah. I feel a little dorky and, um, self conscious, wearing mine though.

I think I've got an old 'bubster loves you' badge somewhere - I'll put that on...

OOo OOoo!! I love bubster!!!

I'll need to buy a t-shirt and a pin...a bumper sticker if I ever have a car again...

I need a mug for my coffee and a cup for my water...

Can they all have bubster's face on them?

They sure can, Krissy! I'd tell you more, but I've got to run off and print the latest edition of the "I Love Bubster" newsletter.

Oh, hi Bubster.

OOoo!! Hi bubster! I love you, you know.

*fills out form and sends in her $5.95 for "I Love Bubster" annual subscription*

Will this edition be about bubster and why we love him??

*stands around wearing bubster shoelaces on her shoes and being excited*

*walks in wearing a love the bubs, hug the bubs t-shirt* Hiiiii!!!!!

Hi Ant!! I'm sure glad you love Bubster as much as we do. I'd love to talk about how much I love Bubster right now, but I've got to run off and compose the "I Love Bubster" theme song, secret handshake and club motto...

*slips Amanda a note that says "I suggest 'love bubster'"*

*whistles casually and begins designing record sleeve*

Can we get cool, yet slightly bad-ass leather jackets with a big bubster face on the back?

Sure can! Page "1" of the catolauge!!!

...Right next to the personalized Bubster stationery and below the inflatable monogramed Bubster TV trays.

You like the models? We spared no expense.

What - you have models of bubster as well?

Cool! Put me down for 1,329. That'll keep the neighbours' dogs out of my garbage!

It will!?! Even though they're 3 inches high and made out of Milkbones???

Sure!

*hurridly scribbles down order* That'll be...

6,353

In pounds, please.

*ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BUBSTER and krissy and amanda.

NONE FOR ME???

*seriously considers starting a ruthless bootleg "I love bubster" organization*

I shall call it "The People's Front of bubster". Yes...yes.

*eyes get huge*

You wouldn't DARE!! I have a dragon, you know, and I'm ready and willing to use it!!

*sits back and waits for Amanda to be in charge*

*Takes the helm*

*And an Oreo too, while I'm at it. Yoink. Thank you. *

Oooh, I've heard of them. They're ruthless. Aren't they known as the "The Fronts of the People of bubster" or "The bubster's People's Front" these days?

They're unscrupu....unscru...uns...MEAN is what they are!! They'll stop at NOTHING to love bubster better, longer, and more violently than us legal-types.

It's a sad world where people go around illegally loving bubster.

I think bubster could get used to it...

No! No I say! The PFB must be stopped at all costs!

Oh, hi bubster.

It's too late! I have started a rogue faction already, called "The Front of bubster's people". We're planning a rally at recess.