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What do you do with em LMB? (the blinds i mean make em or sell em)
Is he, which part? He doesn't know any good solicitors does he? My mum and dad lived out there for yonks before I was born but they come back to have little old me.

He was born there and came back when he was 2 apparently there was this little place also called Liverpool and when i tell people that they don't believe me,but he's got the proof the birth certificate and passport,the funny thing is though if he goes there to live my mum can go,but if she gets a divorse she gets booted out!

I make then and used sell them.But over there i'll go back to selling them.

*looks at empty glass (sniff)*

There you are LMB. I need to get some sun on my back, it seems like i've been stuck inside all winter.

Thanks didn't want to drop the hint to much

Oooooh its been horriable this winter hasnt it?

Its been freezing down here, I rent a room in a really old farm cottage and the heatings dodgy, if it works at all. I told you about the ceiling falling in the other day as well...Back in a mo LMB i'm going to risk a

Don't drink the water!!!!!

Is it a nice place apart from the problems?

It's lovely really, I pay less than most other students but i'm on a farm away from it.
*slurps RL

Is it a proper farm?(with animals and stuff?)

Where did you go to get that tea...the moon????

Yeah there's animals and stuff. I used to live on a farm when i was younger, so it feels homely. I'm happy here. You got a nice place?

Ooooooooooh i'd love to live on a farm,i love going to the farms around here,and in my old house i had chickens,but sadly had to give them back to the farm as of the move.

I'd named them all as well.

We don't have any chickens here LMB but my Grandad used to keep chickens, there ace!

What did you name em?

Welllllll i had Nugget,K and F (C ran away),Mac,mother hen and Nasty

I think i'm going to have to call it a day just off to say night to every one now!

Speak soon?

Night night

Will do. Nite LMB

*wanders in helps self to drink *

I wonder were he keeps the glasses??Oh well bottle will have to do

("no milk for cows")
*Goes to drink cabinet in under floor safe with scouser proof lock*
*looks longingly at empty bottle of Plymouth and scratches head.*

No lock is that good

*sprawled across comfy chairs and hides bottle under a cushion*

Hic,,Hi Dan

Hey LMB hows it going? Guess i'll have a cider.

I'm fine thanks Dan,yourself???

Not bad LMB, I'm just packing to go see my ma for a few days it her birthday. You?

Same usual boring stuff

Ooooooh have you got her anything nice???