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Now then la, hows it goin.
Thought i'd pop a thread up here for the laugh.
Pop round for to mine for a whenever LMB

Hi Dan how are you, good day or bad day?

Thanks for the Will you be having a ?

Ohh just an for me. We can't drink our water at the moment.

A it is then! Why whats wrong with your water?

Someone put diesel in it when they were fixing the pipes! We've been told not to drink it.

Well that wasn't very nice of them!No wonder you've been told not to drink it,how long till they've sorted it out?
*bags nearest comfy chair with most cushions on*

Dunno, they are meant to be shifting resevoirs or something according to the landlord.It's abit of a crazy one. Not too long I hope. Doesn't taste too bad i've been cooking with it, I think we are above where it happened so it might not be too bad.

Don't cook with it either,you'll be able to light candles with the fumes if your not careful!

*Ups out of seat for a split second to turn up fire,then quickly ups back in it*

Sounds like it'll take a while to clear then,but what was they doing anyway putting diesel into a water supply?Might be a good case for you to take up,if anyone's sick off it!

Them UPS are meant to say jumps!!!

Could be a case if anyone sick. Can't really take cases if my own yet LMB, not quite fully trained yet. Not far off though.

that was meant to say of not if. Crikey whats in this

I'm not telling

How long have you got left?

Year and abit to qualify as a solicitor. I have to get one more certificate which I do next year. Just found out today got into my chosen uni to do it

But your there now aren't you?Or do you have to go to a different one?

Yep, Ive done a BA and i'm doing my DipLaw at the moment but I need a Legal Practice Certificate to practice, which takes a year to get. I've been at uni forever LMB. I forgotten what the real world is like. What about you LMB whats your ambition?

It might sound strange but i still don't know

Have you always wanted to do something that involved the law?

Pretty much but I kind of fell into it as well. Theres load of time yet LMB. Your PS says you like travel been anywhere good?

I'm hopefully going to live in Cyprus in the next few weeks,but no need to worry got internet connection there so i'll still be around to annoy everyone

How about you been anywhere nice?Or planning too?

Erm done a little bit of Europe but not enough, always fancied OZ.

Cyprus Eh, what yer doin there LMB?

Window blinds out there.

Oz thats a coicidence(excuse that spelling)My dads from there.