h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No no, just off to the fridge for more Sprout juice.

Don't worry, noone has ever managed to upset me on here yet.

Most of our work is in London, not too bad once you know where you're going.

Got lost in Liverpool a few years back though.

I'm surprised someone did'nt nick your vanWhere abouts did you get lost?

I was supposed to be delivering to an estate in Wallesey, but slipped through the tunnel by mistake and ended up doing a tour of Everton, before going back.

Got to see Everton though

Don't go over that side very often,wallesy,only been there on the ferry.

Did you see the ground?If you went a couple of years ago,its all been done up now.Getting ready for that capital of culture thingy.

Your house must be a mansion if it took you that long to reply

Mansion. Oh yeah, we had the Beckhams living next door.

Saw the ground, but that was about 8 years ago, so i expect it's very different now. Do you live near it?

Lucky going on the ferry, that's a journey i'd like to make Ferry, cross the Mersey..........

I'm definatly not telling that one.....Next question please!!!

Cor, you don't live IN it do you. I know you're a fan, but come on.......

Next Question, hmmmm, What was the last lie you told?

I'm a good girl don't tell lies

Whats the last one you told?

Hmmmm, my lieometer spotted one there for a start, possibly two, and maybe even three.

I'm afraid i've got a rare medical condition which makes it impossible for me to tell lies, if i do my ears fall off.

Pardon?

Fibber

Where did you go anyway? Perhaps it's you with the mansion.

I wish!!! Went to re-fill my drink,gave the dog a couple of biscuits,she dances on her back legs for them.

Ha theres a good one do you have any pets?

And you still haven't told me what was the last lie you told.

Erm, you didn't tell me either.
My last one was this afternoon when one of the store managers said to me "You will come back later to collect the cages won't you?" "Oh yeah mate, no worries"........ Straight into the truckstop for a snooze.

Got two guinea pigs, and some sea monkies.Wouldn't be fair to get a dog (and cats are evil), i'm out at work a lot. Your dog sounds like a real treasure though, i love those dogs with blue tongues, they look like they've been at the sweets.

Guinea pigs are really nice,every time i go the pet shop i always stop and pick the one i want but end up going home empty handed

Sea monkeys,did yours work i bought my cousin them for christmas and nothing happening

Next question favourite ever pet?

I had 2 terrific dogs for pets when i was a kid, i loved them like friends, and can remember even now how they looked.Best playmates and companions anybody could want.

If you let the water evaporate from the sea monkies, then fill it with water again.....more monkies.

Ah right i only bought them cos i wanted to know what they were like

My favourite all time pet was my last dog,he was like my best mate,but was really really naughty.And my hampster that i had,it ate chicken pie once,which i think has to be unusual?What do you think?

Next question what pet would you get if you could pick anything?

*sucessfully avoiding lie question*

*Makes note to follow up the lie question later*

A hamster that eats chicken pie!! Erm, it didn't have a long tail too and answer to the name "Ratty" did it? Talking of which, i keep getting phonecalls on my mobile for someone called Ratty. Very odd.

If i could pick anything i'd love a tiger cub. Imagine walking down the high street with that.

That would be good,what would i get? Proberly some meercats there dead funny and a cow.

Honestly,the hampter did eat the chicken pie!

Ooooh a ratty phoning you ask him does he know mole and badgerWeird isn't it i kept getting a dodgy number ringing me a few months ago and they'd just say hello in a foreign accent then hang up so i rang it back and they hung up and i teexted saying who are you.Needless to say no one replied

any more questions?