For want of a good title...

I'm just this guy, you know? I've decided to totally chunk my home page and start over again. Frankly, it sucked.

Also, I've renamed myself to my Christian name, whatever that means, since I'm not Christian. The anonymous handle has just gotten old, and Craig's a nice name anyway. Well, I'm used to it, at least.

If you must know, I'm a 21-year-old linguistics student at the University of Texas in Austin, TX. I'm currently unemployed, because although the job market is booming in Austin, I don't have enough work experience or education to get a job that won't make me want to kill myself after a week. I decided after I quit my last crappy job that I just won't have a job that I hate again. We'll see which wins out first, my principles or my need for a roof over my head.

I used to be an aspiring writer, but my lack of concentration has led me to believe that my career path lies in academia, where I can criticize others' work rather than produce anything of my own (tongue firmly in cheek).

I like role-playing games (both table-top and computer, but NOT live-action), smoking myself to an early grave, my girlfriend, well-written literature, films (not movies, there's a difference), and being gratuitously pretentious. So ha!

This is here for my own personal convenience. Please do not touch.

Hands off, you!


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