h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, okay, fix your modem now please.

*stomps around impatiently*

*stomps around too*

You know, given the rash of disasters around here lately, stuff has GOT to get better.

*stomps some more*

I'm trying!

*goes off to get a stomp proof suit*

Good LUCK! HAH!!

*has, unnanounced, destroyed all the stomp-proof suits*

*builds a better mousetrap*

*clones a better mouse*

*builds a better mousetrap*

*clones a better mouse*

*builds a better mousetrap*

*clones a better mouse*

*builds a better mousetrap*

*clones a better mouse*

*sees a pattern*
*sees the day*
*rambles*

post early post often

You suuuuuure do.

*builds a great big cat*

Well, okay, I bought it.

Buil- Ahem - Kicks a li'l tiny cloned-mouse sized hole in the wall.

dang.

What cat?

the one that she used to destroy your stomp-proof suit.

Uh Duh. *stands around*

*thinks a moment then runs to get plaster to cover the hole bubster's kicked in the wall*

Don't worry folks, I've dealt with this problem before.

Entertain a lot of donkeys?

Nope. It's been a good long while since I been around a group 'o donkeys. I miss it.

And don't think they don't miss you either. You might get a surprise group-o-donkey-o-gram any day now...

Well, if I do, be sure that I will treasure it always.

I will hesitantly refrain from any smart-ass remarks

Too late!!

*falls over on her ass laughing*

(It's called "squishin' the donkey". )

*refrains from makeing possibly rude remark about Krissy's ass and a carrot*

*thinks of plenty of rude things*

*hits beetle really hard merely on principle alone*

*WHAP*

Take that back!!

*hands beetle a beetle-whapping-stick-proof suit*

In aubergine, no less...

*gets suspicious*

Is that some sort of SUIT or something??