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I'm actually off myself as I'm playing footie in Germany but I thought I'd drop you a quick "hi" before then.
Expect articles on the worry of being a keeper with less cover than Madonna's belly button when I get back

I am ill at the moment - but so bored I am logging on from home!

Best of luck in Germany!! I am sure you will be brilliant - just practise seeing the ball with your third eye!

*empathy from DD*

I was investigating the inside of the toilet bowl yesterday a little too closely.

Ohh pleeeeasse!!!...

..what calling for Huey down the porcelain telephone..not good.
I encountered Schnapps on the Bavaria trip. How awful is that drink?
At one point I spilt a bit on the bar and the varnish came off it .

Anyhow - I'll probably write a few entries on the long weekend, but the synopsis is that the AIG Ireland team cannot compete with the other European teams in terms of football, but we can wipe the floor with the lot of them (all 600 or so) with our renditions of "Danny Boy" and more confusingly "Ole ole!"

That's my boy!

...been writing the whole thing up on http://www.h2g2.com/A352955 but I've had to stop as the fact that I am working on a bank holiday and am getting hungry means that my sense of humour was waning....and we wouldn't want that.