h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..frozen cocktails, shop assistants who look at you, a heavy glass, a big bath, selfless advice, frequent beer moments, a warm glow, jousting contests and endless ways of amusing my short life.
Are you here to supply these?
If not, please direct me to someone who is!

I think the person that you need to sort that out with is God!

..does Mark Moxon answer questions?

in what sense?

my avent garde sense of humour is wasted on you

Sorry...I was just laughing at what Opinion said!!

Chalk-N-Cheese...

as mine is on you!

Children...please!!

*hands out bright red lollypops*

Right, can't talk now, my bat phone has just rung....

*whispering in the back ground*

"whats that you say......an explosion.......in where......it's done what!......you mean it's gone everywhere.........ejected out of the roof and shot 10m in the air you say!!"

*grab sports jacket from back of chair and dashes out*

*dashes back in again, grabs mobile and runs out again*

I have to go to the 'Sunny Delight' production hall to look at a nasty mess....

Sunny Delight is far from sunny and along way from a delight!!

I know....I've seen it!!

*in a flash, he was gone, his BMW could be seen speeding away down the road*

sorry, did I say avant garde?? I meant neanderthal

Sid? is that your avant garde take on third person
instanciation?

Is that a compliment!......I'm not sure that it is you know?

I'm not sure either, but it's almost definately spelt wromg.