h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

_I read the approved entry on squirrels and was appaled to find no mention of the effects of tannin and fat concentration on the food rpeferences of squirrels. Also notably absent was any information serving as a backup to your implications of squirrels as genius. A small article entitled 'squirrel memory' from The Science Teacher (Vol 65, No 1, p 19) should be more than helpful as a reference.
_Beyond those things what I found appaling was that the American CIA's use of squirrels for surveillance was left unmentioned despite the incredible work put into making said information reasonably public by non-guide researcher Annie Cannon.

Average Squirrel