Is someone frying bacon?
The good news is, I've still got all 21 digits. Bad news, though - I've only got one arm! I'm just joking. How silly of me!
You know, I think Judy Tenuta said it best when she said "Friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you." Am I wrong here? Tell me about it.
Speaking of being wrong, the other day I whacked my thumb with a hammer. Now, you're probably asking yourself, "Hey, I thought he only had one arm." See above: that was just a joke! They just don't stop in the world of Johnny Pants!
I dunno. I'm just making stuff up now.
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