Soccer
Soccer is an athletic activity on Earth. Basically, the game is played by running around in circles at high speed and at varying tempo, until someone careens a ball off of some part of your body (except for the arms) and into a net. The goal of this sport is to be seen by someone from Italy who will pay you millions of dollars (or quintillions of Lira) to play it for people who would rather beat the stuffing out of each other.Conversations
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