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Post 21

Classic Krissy

Yes, I packed him up and returned him. Thank you for taking good care of him.

I apologize about the litterbox thing. I should have told you, but see, we life near a beach and so I didn't think of it.

I could have tought him to use the toilet, but you know dragons, once you teach them to flush that's ALL they want to do. Flush flush flush all day long.


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Post 22

Amanda

Oh geesh, I can imagine! Helluva strain on the...erm...flushy thing.


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Post 23

Classic Krissy

Not to mention the nerves! You're watching TV - FLUSH
Sleeping - FLUSH
Talking on the phone - FLUSH
Computer - FLUSH

And then if they figure how to cram stuff DOWN the toilet...forget it... I just walk him.


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Post 24

Amanda

Oh, I'll bet! Do you have to get one of those special stretchy leash things, or does it matter?


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Post 25

Classic Krissy

Yeah...the kind that goes "clakkity clakkity clakkity" when we walk along. For fun I let him eat cabbies. And small barkey and/or very ugly dogs.


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