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Paging Doctor Bruce !!!

Post 1

Matthew Kershaw

Hello Bruce !!! smiley - smiley

Or should I say Dr.Bruce !!! smiley - bigeyes

We would like you to take a small but rewarding cameo role in Survivor Online...

We have a small tent in need of a dedicated, brave & god darn it devishly handsome G.P !!! smiley - smiley

We instantly thought of you !!!

Alright, that's not stictly true, but the other 4,245 other people we instantly thought of were out of our price range... smiley - winkeye

Basically you get to kill off Odradek, Cheezdanish & Cheese in the most devious ways imaginable...

...so it can't all be that bad !!! smiley - smiley

* M.K whispers to Bruce... *

...and due to one of the microfiche, small print, addendums to the contract they have signed, I'll go fifty/fifty in their estates if you sign the death certificates 'due to misadventure'... smiley - winkeyesmiley - winkeyesmiley - bigeyes

If you would like to scrub up, please go here...

http://www.h2g2.com/A401950

See You There !!! smiley - smiley

M.K*


Paging Doctor Bruce !!!

Post 2

Bruce

That boring real life stuff means you probably shouldn't expect to see me there real soon smiley - winkeye

;^)#


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