h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there!

In the time I've been on h2g2, a lot of new people have signed up and joined the volunteer schemes.

There was a time when I knew everyone by name, but that's impossible as this grand experiment continues to thrive.

So I've decided to pay a visit to each Researcher in the various volunteer schemes and say 'hello'.

Hello! So who are things in the 'Burgh?

That's all really. Just passing through!

- X

Yeah, but I know you know me. But hi, nice to get a new hello on the page.

Can i just say hi to greg too?

Hi Greg.

Whatcha doin?

Wait, what about me?

I am ALWAYS getting left out.

Damn it.

Hi Greg.

Well as it seems to be the thing to do here, hi Greg

You see - they were just waiting for someone to show them the way...

*steals Jimi's sandal*

FOLLOW THE GOURD!

*follows the hi trend*

hediddlydolo

*steals tree's sandal and smashes aforementioned gourd*

and so once again, there is death and destruction all around....
*cheers in apprecation*

*sneezes*

*wanders in WAY late*

Hi Greg!

I'm glad that the general distruction and sneezing has begun. I feel as if I've entered in a pivitol moment.

*pivots and gimbles*

Did you check those figures with NASA mister? *adjust space helmet and chews on pencil*

*passes out yard sticks and meter sticks*

Erm, which one do we use boss?

*waves hands in the air*

I'm AMERICAN! I don't know!!

Let's use both and see which number is prettier.

Now, that's american.

*wanders in WAY WAY late as usual*

*waits for the pretty number and hopes it's purple*

Houston, we have a Purple Gimbal. Repeat: We have a Purple Gimbal. Please advise if that would be a good name for a rock band.

Sounds like the brother of the Scarlet Pimpernell.