h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to visit you. Yes, yes I have. So......


um.....

How have you been?

Yes, how, exactly, have you been?

*whispering*

Copycat

Sorry, just being nosy.

*wondering to herself*

Are you suposed to capitalize words if you're whispering?

Hmm, let me check.

*whispers to self*

DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?

Hmm, no.

how about this?

Could be, could be...

nosey eh? I've heard that about you.

And no simultaneous posting Mister! Whattya' think this is, some sort of GAME?

Simultaneous post? Me? NEVER!

Always! That's IT dammit! I'm tired of living up to your posting expectations!! Do you think it's easy??? Do you think it's easy just being followed around and poked at and EEEEEEEEWWWWed by you???

*Stomping off to find some domestic beer and bug innards*

Hey! Wait! Before you stomp off, I have something to ask you.

Still there?

Well, hell, you don't need me to answer. You can have a perfectly entertaining conversation among yourselves.

*Someone's* got to keep her occupied...

Oh go ahead and ask, you occupier you. Sheesh. I always said you were just like Germany. Consider my stomping of paused.

I was just gonna ask if you wanted some liver, but the dog's eaten it all.

And I am NOT like Germany! I'm like...um...Iceland. Yes, I am exactly like Iceland. Just smaller.

Ok, I'll buy a LOT of things, including liver for the dog, but I distinctly remember that Iceland does NOT have a goatee. Who are you anyway, that you try and pass yourself off as some kind of peacefull, lovely, green island? I suppose next you'll try and convince us all that you're Jamaca or some such nonsense.

You could maybe be Russia, but only if you crouch down a bit.

Is Russia known for being kind of stunted and gnarled? I thought that'd be France, what with that Hunchback guy and all.

And I am NOT Jamaica! Where'd you get a silly idea like that? I, for your information and yours alone, am the Dominican Republic. And don't you forget it!

*big soft puppydog eyes* Mine ALONE??? No one else will ever know? Aww....I feel so much closer to you. If I had known you were willing to share that kind of information with me ALONE I would have given you my socks.

Come to think of it, I will. Would you like my socks?

You threw them in the acid! You're trying to trick me! I will not fall for such a transparent trick!

And, since I knew I couldn't trust you, I *might* be Haiti and I might be the Dominican Republic. And I ain't tellin' which.

Mightn't you be Bali? It's so much more tropical, without all that nasty cultural richness to get in the way.

Just like you!

...or... not...

I don't know, but it was nice and warm today, so I'm definitely not Chile. *throws back head and laughs maniacally, then runs away before anyone can stone him for the awful pun*