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Promise me you won't kill him

Since you ask.

I won't

*left during there conversation but has come back looking more like himself*

*stands behind Ena...*

*Ena finally disappears*

Ena? *looks around* Saiga what... what just happened?

Looks like she was called away. Now we have the chance there is a few things I would like to /talk/ to you about *looks you in the eyes and unclench my fist showing the deep gashes in my palm to the bone*

what would you like to /talk/ about?

*looks at the wound*

I can help with... if you want, though healing never was my strong point...

No! I don't need help with that.

*flexes my hand, my armour has a faint glow about and the wound is slowly beginning to heal*

What I want to talk about is to ask you some questions about Ena and about you.

go ahead... ask the questions...

though I can't tell you much of my past...

First of all what do you know of Ena and her past? Do you know what you are getting involved in here?

I know of Tetsu and how he and her were invovled...

the bear he got to attack the village was Yuna... wasn't it...

I know she was heir to the realm of that beyond the shadow realm I have been to and that she saved some slaves... so her brother Brena came after her...

I know she is a demon... a panther... atfull power she could kill any of us... I have seen her in that form but... she didn't hurt me...

And the fact that if she could kill you, simply swat you out of the way like a fly does not bother you?

I would die another dozen times just to be with Ena...

Death both times was rather boring... I must admit that

Never as interesting as the getting there I will agree....

*starts pacing round the room flexing my claws in my left hand*

Now an important couple of questions.

I saw you as a Newt?

*suddenly stops pacing*

Two. Just What Were You Doing With Yuna!?

I'm a werenewt... I better not deny it...

that and I have a few magics about me... but I don't really control them, they are controlled by my emotions...

I was using my training as an assassin to assess her danger level... get to know heer pysce how she ticks...

I had to get to know my enemy...

a body guard wouldn't know much about /that/

The training I went through was more intensive then you could imagine. *voice lowers* Especially with Brena's extra tuition and humiliation.

Basically Kham. I don't trust you. You are an assasin *spits the word* But Ena does, which luckily counts vastly in your favour. But I am here to protect Ena, even from herself if needed.

Now I will offer you a susgestion. I don't think you could stand up to the likes of Brena and I am not even sure Yuna. Like you have agreed certainly not Ena. I propose a sparring match. Me versus You. Not first blood but till surrender or until one of us isn't capable of fighting. Prove your worth to me and I will assist you in passing some of my knowledge and training and fully go along with this 'wedding'. Fail. Well, you don't want to do that.

you think training to be an assassin is any better?

fine we will *a painful expression comes over his face ad he looks much more like a newt though still walking on two legs* spar, have it your way...

I will not fail... I /will/ marry Ena

what weapons do you propose?

We use whatever abilites we have available to us.

*draws the sword in my right hand once again the claws in my left crackling with frost*

*draws his own sword swinging it through an infinity*

go ahead...

OK

*I begin to circle to the left and then feint right, but it isn't a feint and my sword comes swinging in at chest height*