h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was wondering if you would like to be assassinated? I mean we would stop all the annoying spamming to my eployees and me. Doesn't that sound fun?


actually i don't really care what you say, i'm going to kill you anyway.


*jams a flaming sword in khamsin's gut*

*falls on the floor, to the kneeling position*
Injurying someone who is almost dead
Come on out wonko, we need to talk

i'm already out...

standing over your dieing body...

ok, talk

I submit ok you are far more insane than I am don't hurt me anymore
Why do you hate me so?

picking on someone half dead I had to crawl out of my hospital bed to come talk to you

oh...



you went and told all my employees to assassinate me.

I didn't tell them to I asked them if they wanted to,

I was only asking most thought it was funny.

anthea dragged you away from most of them.



and why plot against me? and the 'rules' of yours?

I actually asked her to help me sort it out, I talk to her on msn.
Erm the plotting against you cos I read you are american is that right?
I have nothing against americans, my best friend is american.

The rules are just for fun, I got bored

*pulls his sword out*

ok. you may go.

*wound heals up from the power of the sword*

ooh that sounded cruel...

Thank you I think I learned my lesson

now you can go back to the medics bay...
the wounds i gave you dont heal that way...
see wonko has a glint of a compationate side...
i on the other hand makeshure you learn...

and now i sound like i am really horrable...
oh well...