h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Welcome to H2G2!

The best guide to what H2G2 is all about is the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.>, which will tell you almost everything about H2G2, while also take a look at the new users' <./>Welcome</.> page.

Now that you've registered, you can not only <./>../Read</.> other entries, but can also write your own guide entries by clicking Add Entry (<./>UserEdit</.&gt. Please note that the entry, and anything else you write, must adhere to the <./>HouseRules</.>. For more information on this, look at <./>Contribute</.>.

You can now also comment on entries written by other people, and include some <./>Smilies</.> for good measure

If you need help with H2G2 click on <./>DontPanic</.> (or the "h2g2 help" button), and, as if by magic, your question will be answered.

If you get stuck by something in the real world, look at the "Ask the H2G2 community" section at A148907 or <./>HowDoI</.>.

Now I'll just nip off for a nice cup of and some

Bob McBob

Hello?? Please talk to me! I'm stuck in this little computer, you see! I'm here with only an infinite supply of , and ! Help! Let me out!!

Have some

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