Journal Entries

Argument Clinic

I got ther, right on time for my appointment, & they spent the entire time telling me that I'd never made an appointment to begin with!

I guess I'll have to reschedule. . .

Discuss this Journal entry [1]

Latest reply: Mar 9, 2004

Barking spiders

C'mon now!, Seriously?!?
Who came up with that? Any politician could have come up with something better. Now, "Who stepped on the duck?", that's nothing short of genius!

Discuss this Journal entry [1]

Latest reply: Jan 3, 2004

Alice

Alice!, Who the F**k is Alice?!?

Discuss this Journal entry [1]

Latest reply: Nov 2, 2003

Practical applications of solipsism

I saw the chicken eat the grasshopper, then I turned around. All problems solved.

Discuss this Journal entry [1]

Latest reply: Oct 6, 2003

Week 2; Unknown day ?!?!

Apparently filling water balloons with lard does not have the potential to inspire a perpetual-motion machine. Little progress so far in the ongoing grasshopper quest. Out of pickles again. . .

Discuss this Journal entry [1]

Latest reply: Oct 6, 2003


Back to Sir Oakie's Personal Space Home

Sir Oakie

Researcher U248189

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more