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s'pect its something to do with the sun shining
Posted Feb 15, 2013
its the sun, its out and i'll happy 
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i have just had a replay from my mother in law
Posted Jan 22, 2013
Slould I.......
1.call the Americans in their search for ET
2. go to bed........
i think the latter 
advice please
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Latest reply: Jan 22, 2013
I Think .............
Posted Jan 10, 2013
I think i was born to be riled, of late everything seems to be out to get me, shop assistance, the car, my walking stick, one of my wellies (the left one) even two of my toes are right painful little buggers of late, so when i got a letter this morning, that took the biscuit, you know its going to be a right sw%*e of a letter when it arrives in a brown envelop, with the words printed on it "Open ameadeatly" and "urgent" in big black letter on the front, so as by way of ritual in our house its left till last, so i open it and inside theres a begging letter form, from one of the utilities companys, telling me that I owe them money, this company who i'm not one of their customers, is telling me to pay up or else, so on the phone i get! only to be met after half an hour of Mozart and computorised voices, a nice unhelpful girl who starts with the words, "and hows sir going to be paying today" strange girl i thought, so I tell her that i'm not one of their costomers and I think they have it wrong! She was confused by this and reverted back to her script, so i asked if there was someone else i could speak too, NO came the reply, so i told her again the problem, and still the same script came back, with the add on of you could pay on line if you wish! so for the third time I told her i was not one of their customers and have never have been, then came a OH so YOU want to join, NOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo thank you i just wish to sort out why you have sent me a letter and a bill???? then another person came on and asked if i had a problem, several i replied one of which is this letter that you sent me! salience for whaat was 30 seconds and then place on hold (Rackmanninoff this time) then a blokes voice poped up, I was asked to explain the problem yet again, to which he replied "and how is sir paying" I then pointed out that "sir" was "NOT A CUSTOMER AND WOULD NOT BE PAYING AND HE SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT HIS DEAFNESS" and then he said he would look into my problem, and He was going to call me back (YEAH RIGHT) so i then said ok! thats nice thank you!
I'll keep you informed on the out come
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Latest reply: Jan 10, 2013
Hah!!!
Posted Jan 6, 2013
This evening I took some of my dads ashes down o the local pub, to be placed on a shelf behined the bar (it was one of his wishes as he like liked the place, and the stuffed mainly fox/badger and owl which he's next too he's been placed with his pint mug!) and I got some surprised results of some of the people there, everyone raised a toast to him and shouted/clapping for about (what seemed about a hour, but it was'ent) cheering for my old dad (who himself liked a squib ore two) baring in mind he only used the pub for about a year he must have been liked by one and all!
ps made me feel good
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Latest reply: Jan 6, 2013
The British class system
Posted Jan 1, 2013
I'm just so fed up with this CR@P, it seems to be arriving in bucket loads, this, my, our village has once again started to fill with these buggers, last night we had a few squibs on the common and of course some of the new families came to watch, which is nice till I found out they have decided to "get involved" which means in reality "take over" Ally told me at a late lunch in the pub today also their going to try and stop me farming, a bio hazard apparently having farm animals so close to the school, what a great start to the new year! They come from a suburb to the country expecting a rural ideal, peace and quiet, and when they awake from the dream they try and change the reality.......................... i'm so depressed with these.......... &&^%$^&^$*&(&^(&^$....................... ill stop before i'm modded
RJR 
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Latest reply: Jan 1, 2013
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!
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